Tuesday, April 10, 2007
i am a ninja.
addy told me today that her dad taught her a way of seeing if you have good gambler's luck. apparently you're supposed to count the number of strokes in your chinese name, excluding surname, and the number you get should not contain a 0 or is near a number that contains a 0.mine came up to 29 strokes and apparently since it can't get any nearer to 30, it will explain why i keep losing in mahjong (bloody shit. another thing i can blame my mother for.)
and so i decided to come up with a plan:
addy /23/ how ah
addy /23/ change name lor ya
addy /23/ haha
/23/ addy so must be further away from 30?
/23/ addy then i have no chinese name
/23/ addy just my surname
/23/ addy hahahahaha
/23/ addy i am now just chen
/23/ addy then like that 0 strokes
/23/ addy eh cannot got 0
/23/ addy ok then i shall now be known as chen yi1
/23/ addy like that only 1 stroke
/23/ addy HAHAHA
addy /23/ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
addy /23/ WTFFFFFFFF
addy /23/ OK FROM NOW ON I WIL L CAL L YOU
addy /23/ YI
addy /23/ HAHAHAHAH FUCK I CANT STOP LAUGHING
addy /23/ no no the best is 13!
addy /23/ my auntie got 13 she's quite wang
addy /23/ hahaha
/23/ addy wah lao
/23/ addy shit how to find a chinese name that got 13 strokes
/23/ addy ermmm
addy /23/ have same name as my auntie lor
addy /23/ HAHAHA
/23/ addy HAHAHAHA
/23/ addy omg
addy /23/ YOU WANT OR NOT
/23/ addy dont want
addy /23/ HAHAHAHAHAHHA
/23/ addy i think i would like to be called yi
addy /23/ HAHAHAHAHAH
addy /23/ THATS FUCKING RETARDED YOU KNOW OR NOT!
/23/ addy quite cool what
/23/ addy like some ninja
/23/ addy i am just one
/23/ addy THE ONE AND ONLYYYYY
addy /23/ HAHAHA JUST FUCK OFF YI
i think i have effectively ruined my previously pristine reputation. hahah.
michelle at 3:43 AM